6= the number of times I entered a public restroom
2= the number of times I personally needed to use the bathroom
2= the number of poopy diapers I had to change on a dirty restroom changing table
27= the temperature on the thermometer meaning it was too cold to change the diapers in the car
28=the approximate temperature in the public restroom (prompting my toddler to tell me his backside was cold!)
1= the number of time I had to change the baby's outfit because poop was all the way up his back
1= the number of toddlers who turned and said hello to someone washing her hands as he lay exposed on the changing table
1= the number of children I had to beg to please wait until we got home to poop
3= the number of children who crouched in the corner or buried their heads in my coat when the toilet flushed
2= the number of times I personally needed to use the bathroom
2= the number of poopy diapers I had to change on a dirty restroom changing table
27= the temperature on the thermometer meaning it was too cold to change the diapers in the car
28=the approximate temperature in the public restroom (prompting my toddler to tell me his backside was cold!)
1= the number of time I had to change the baby's outfit because poop was all the way up his back
1= the number of toddlers who turned and said hello to someone washing her hands as he lay exposed on the changing table
1= the number of children I had to beg to please wait until we got home to poop
3= the number of children who crouched in the corner or buried their heads in my coat when the toilet flushed
Oh, my! And to think that I complain about how hard it is to take my one out and about!
ReplyDeleteI think I will just stay home for the next 5 years! :)
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